THE PURPLE ONE, the one who changed his name, mug

The purple one, the one who changed his name

driving his neighbours crazy with his playlist of whales groaning and doves bawling.
likes throwing theme parties like “millennium’s-purple-end”, “purple leathers and violet feathers”, “let’s paint the pigeons purple” or “jumping-in-purple-puddles”.

his guests think he’s a sexy mother***ker.

The purple one says : “cream don't you slop ”